How to get a Medical Cannabis Card in Florida!! Quick and easy!!



Make it past the medical disclaimer and watch til the end if you want to LAUGH! Dr. Andreoni, from Cannabis Doctors of Florida, …

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  1. Is it true that you can not have a conceled weapons permit and have a medical Marijuana card at the same time?
    My son has is suffering from cancer complications, but he has a cc permit too.
    He said you can't have both, only one or the other.
    Thanks for any answers.

  2. I’ve been looking to get my card for a while. I’ve had social anxiety for a majority of my life, but it was always just seen as “being shy” and my old fashioned family never brought me in for a diagnosis. When I tried cannabis for the first time, I honestly felt so free being myself around others, and it helped me through one of the hardest times of my life when my parents got divorced for the 2nd time, and I was borderline homeless. I found that it made me remember that I would feel good after anything I went through, and helped me get over a lot of overthinking due to the sedation effects. I want to go in for an appointment but I’m scared of being denied for not having any “medical record” of it. I live in SWFL, does anybody know if it’s super difficult to get it down here? I don’t have the money to be able to pay for a diagnosis, so I’m wondering if I can do it without? Thank you for your help.

  3. Florida Medical marijuana system is a racquet ,a huge one ! They need to stop grifting and legalize it ! Alot of people that really need it can't afford it thats the real crime 👆
    Then theres the legal drug dealers ,,doctors with script pads 👆

  4. Step one…go to a fake doctor that gives everyone a card

    Step two …. Pay him $250 💰💵💵💵💰

    Step three…go to dispensary for anti weed 💩weird trash in fancy bottles 🧪that is not marked pure cannabis…

    And let’s not forget step four….handing over your drivers license 🪪to the dispensary 🤥to be scanned and recorded for unknown reasons…
    Now you can smoke that Orwellian weed ☠️with all kinds of flavors….mint and lemon and blueberries and apple …☠️it’s like kool aid….

    So never question 🤬this anti weed…just be happy Wall Street growers 👹have this unknown green additive stuff in a fancy bottle 🧪for you to get whacked..😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

    PS…try the lime..💩it tastes like pine sol….so blast off with your new addiction…😵‍💫🐑🐑😵‍💫

  5. They just upped me to 5oz and over 50,000mg for my seizures I don’t have to hit the black market, Jungle boys and the flowery only 2 dispenserary who have real quality

  6. I’m 17 will be 18 in 20 days. I was recently diagnosed with Crohn’s disease, I have severe insomnia, latent tb, and severely underweight would it be worth ab evaluation

  7. Hey doc I need to get in touch with you I live in Miami and I have imsomnia and im on medication for it. I use cannabis daily after work and I feel it allows me to sleep better at night. How can I get in touch with you?

  8. Do you need a diagnosis of anxiety / PTSD / chronic pain from a physician before getting your medical card? Or can you go to the appointment and tell the MMJ physician that you are experiencing these things and still get your card with no documented proof/visits?

  9. As someone who is 19 and struggles with daily Anxiety and insomnia, I've found that cannabis is the best thing to practically solve both my problems. I mentioned this to my physician to which he responded, "Do you really think weed is going to solve those problems?" then tried to get me on anxiety medication. This is why it's been so hard to get my card because I now have the fear that my symptoms don't meet requirements. I do not want to start a dependency on anxiety meds, which is why weed is my best alternative. I don't even know how to go about this.

  10. Its soo easy to get one, I have bad anxiety and some nights I cant sleep and I been working for Amazon delivering packages and im only 22 and already feel sharp pain in shoulder and my lower back too, I do everything right but still get pain lol, Either way I went there and filled out couples papers and then waited like 20 mins tops since there was 2 people in front of me, After that dotcor came and we talked 5 mins then I went to go pay for the evaluation and after that I talked with another guy and I filled stuff out for the card and pay and then boom I can buy stuff right away, Just have an ID with you and then you can buy stuff and the card should be here in like 2 or 3 weeks but thats okay lol

  11. I have a Medical Marijuana card and the problem I have with Florida dispensaries is that the weed is so weak man! I get better weed off the streets and that's a shame

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