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  1. MISSOURI POT FARMER DANCE SONG 2022 $$

    I got out my pipe stuffed it with pot

    You better believe it held a whole lot.

    I whipped out a lighter thumbed up a flame

    Sucked down that smoke which comforts my brain.

    I tried alcohol smoked cigarettes

    They did nothing but give me regrets.

    My mom had arthritis could not walk around

    I rolled her a joint she danced on the ground.

    I thought I was losing my lovemaking knack

    After I smoked some to me it came back.

    Soon I decided prices were high

    I searched for some ground I wouldn't have to buy.

    I bargained for seeds from smokers all around

    Got in my truck and drove out of town.

    I walked through the woods where wild birds nest

    Found me the meadow I thought was the best.

    I dug up the ground sowed all my seeds

    Said a small prayer for strong, healthy weeds.

    I watered at night with a five-gallon pail

    Mosquitoes went hungry for I wore a veil.

    Seven months went by; I thought I would die

    Till the Halloween moon was high in the sky.

    At night I went out, in a camouflage suit

    Used my corn knife to chop down the loot.

    I hung it up to dry where it couldn’t be found.

    Came back and got it, when it had turned brown.

    I trimmed off the buds, stuffed them in bags

    Called all my friends and passed out free drags.

    In less than a week my crop was gone

    I flew to St. Thomas with a love hungry blonde!!

    By Tom Zart

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  2. Stay stoned people. We need the tax revenue and more pot smokers will lose the will to work making the rest of us more vital at the work place. Get high….

  3. 1:42 Ya kinda glossed over this… But while buyin it from a dispo wont be possible on Dec 8th; if you find it or are gifted it or otherwise have some… Youre free to use it or give it away to others etc, all the same things you can do with alcohol prty much.

    So, Dec 8th is when you can start legally smokin up, tho i suspect most us are smokin up alrdy regardless heh

  4. So, it's finally legal, but what about the tax rate? Very bizarre, as people who paid the state $200 to get a medical marijuana card will have a 4% tax and those don't have that card, it will be 6%, plus an option for local communities can add a 3% tax. Of course they will take this option. It's free money. My question is, why should it matter why a person uses marijuana, medical or recreational? Why charge more for non-medical use? In my opinion, it's because the people using for medical reasons were forced to pay the $200 for the card. Why a person uses marijuana should not be considered how much sales tax on it. It's ridiculous and nobody's business what it's used for. The way it's set up now, medical marijuana cards will still be important and, by the way, MO charges $25 a year to extend the use of the card for a year (edit: now 3 years). One way or another, the state will get our money. I hope some lawyers will tackle this new tax structure they will enact.

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