Our society is becoming what they portray on cartoons and movies: thoughtless, dependent, shallow, loveless, fake, materialistic. Or perhaps what was written in 2 Timothy 3 more like
mRNA (messenger ribonucleic acid) tech was originally developed to help cystic fibrosis sufferers by providing the missing code that helps lung cells produce healthy CFTR (cystic fibrosis transmembrane conductance regulator) protein. It does not alter genes. I used to live next door to a chap who was working on early research with mRNA for inhalers before crispr was even invented.
I’m so glad to that there are so many of you that don’t struggle with any irrational issues. That none of you have issues that just seem beyond comprehension, like algebra. I mean if you just pay attention to the steps, REALLY try hard. None of that whimpy nonsense trying. Oh how about mental health. Depression anxiety ppph. Just deal with it, or get over it already. You don’t need any medication or therapy just put your mind to it and get over it. Oh better yet dyslexia, ADHD, dysgraphia just try harder.
And for those of you that don’t have a working sarcasm meter. NONE of those issues can be solved “You aren’t really trying, you just need to (filling in the blank) and then you can do it” I am fantastic at math, but I would never belittle someone that struggled with it by saying “you haven’t really tried” I’m on medication for depression and understand how medication has changed my life. My son has ADHD & dysgraphia and have seen him struggle and work to be able to do what his peers can do with little effort. Just as the Lord “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone” We are all flawed and we all struggle. Just because we haven’t yet mastered them doesn’t mean we aren’t trying. And who are you to say that this drug isn’t a step in the development to help your brothers and sisters in Christ. Just like my depression medication or my son’s ADHD medication. You are better than this
Let's be honest here. Many, many people wouldn't care about the health ramifications if just taking a shot or pill gave them the body of their dreams. 😉
I love all of your videos, but this one bugs me a bit. My wife has tried multiple weight loss things over the years, lap band and then gastric sleeve, (which I had and lost 200 lbs.), but she just can’t lose the weight 🙁 She doesn’t eat bad or in large amounts, but can’t lose the weight, so she is using zepbound and it’s actually working. Some people just have other issues losing weight.
Hey JP, I did a video about Mar…. burg a year ago warningit could start aroundthe election. Just a heads up, it plummeted my views (from 10m a month to 1.5m), and now that it has begun, heads up in case you do a video about it.
Idk, I have thought about using it. I have a food addiction lol. I look at all the side effects of being fat vs this medication and don't know what is worse. I have found dieting and exercising makes me lose weight but then I gain it all back and more so over time, it's made me fatter. Exercise makes me extremely hungry and elevates my food cravings. 😢😢😢
🆘 Please stand in prayer with me even if you aren’t Christian, because we need a miracle for all of Florida now!
Praying in the name of Jesus Christ, that this hurricane downgrades, and causes no harm! Lord, I thank you for all the emergency workers, and ask you to bless Florida with a miracle, to keep everyone and all the animals and property from harm. Amen
As a 43 year old pole dance instructor who is constantly active, I wouldn't say no to ozempic but french doctors care about their patients so I wouldn't be prescribed it
today in our newspaper TWO articles about Mounjaro!! (same results as Wegovy and Ozempic) this is in the Netherlands. They are pushing it like crazy!!! Money anyone???
Actually, the medication takes away cravings (that are likely caused by the crap in our genetically modified food). It has helped a lot of diabetics and obese people (those at risk for diabetes and other comorbidities) lose weight. The average person probably shouldn’t take it. I am a nurse, on my feet most of my 12-14 hours a day, running halls and assisting heavy patients—I average 10-16k steps a day. It’s not always laziness that causes obesity or weight-gain. When I am off work, my joints/musvles/nerves are on fire. Plantar fasciitis, bursitis, arthritis and I have sciatica as well. I literally can’t be active on my days off. I know your page is meant to be satire but sometimes you’re just a bully. A lot of people need help in this country with managing their weight as well as the comorbities that come along with. I am glad there is something to help people and that gives a lot of folks a second chance. I am also glad you don’t have the issues that many are suffering from.
Sadly when the alternative is entire lifestyle changes and regular exercise, a LOT of people are going to choose whatever the pharmaceutical industry comes up with.
😂🤣 good sale’s pitch! They mind considered it for real!
Gold
And now we know why they wanted ppl yo be f😮t.
Over 3 million subs RRRAAAAAAAAHHH🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥
Our society is becoming what they portray on cartoons and movies: thoughtless, dependent, shallow, loveless, fake, materialistic. Or perhaps what was written in 2 Timothy 3 more like
mRNA (messenger ribonucleic acid) tech was originally developed to help cystic fibrosis sufferers by providing the missing code that helps lung cells produce healthy CFTR (cystic fibrosis transmembrane conductance regulator) protein. It does not alter genes.
I used to live next door to a chap who was working on early research with mRNA for inhalers before crispr was even invented.
I’m so glad to that there are so many of you that don’t struggle with any irrational issues. That none of you have issues that just seem beyond comprehension, like algebra. I mean if you just pay attention to the steps, REALLY try hard. None of that whimpy nonsense trying.
Oh how about mental health. Depression anxiety ppph. Just deal with it, or get over it already. You don’t need any medication or therapy just put your mind to it and get over it.
Oh better yet dyslexia, ADHD, dysgraphia just try harder.
And for those of you that don’t have a working sarcasm meter. NONE of those issues can be solved “You aren’t really trying, you just need to (filling in the blank) and then you can do it”
I am fantastic at math, but I would never belittle someone that struggled with it by saying “you haven’t really tried”
I’m on medication for depression and understand how medication has changed my life.
My son has ADHD & dysgraphia and have seen him struggle and work to be able to do what his peers can do with little effort.
Just as the Lord “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone”
We are all flawed and we all struggle.
Just because we haven’t yet mastered them doesn’t mean we aren’t trying.
And who are you to say that this drug isn’t a step in the development to help your brothers and sisters in Christ. Just like my depression medication or my son’s ADHD medication.
You are better than this
😂😂😂
Let's be honest here. Many, many people wouldn't care about the health ramifications if just taking a shot or pill gave them the body of their dreams. 😉
You guys are brilliant. Many thanks for the laughs.
Ozempic?
Did you find a healthy heart beat on that tree, JP?
Love it, where do you get it.
Ozempic is sort of like birth control for your appetite. Unsure of mid or long term health issues. Couldnt afford it anyway so its gym for me.
I feel like we missed the cyborg era of humanity. Why have we jumped straight into elected mutations?? 😂😢😅
Hes such a dedicated actor that got the exact body the role required. Skinny and not muscular 👏 👏
I love all of your videos, but this one bugs me a bit. My wife has tried multiple weight loss things over the years, lap band and then gastric sleeve, (which I had and lost 200 lbs.), but she just can’t lose the weight 🙁
She doesn’t eat bad or in large amounts, but can’t lose the weight, so she is using zepbound and it’s actually working. Some people just have other issues losing weight.
🤣
Hey JP, I did a video about Mar…. burg a year ago warningit could start aroundthe election. Just a heads up, it plummeted my views (from 10m a month to 1.5m), and now that it has begun, heads up in case you do a video about it.
Idk, I have thought about using it. I have a food addiction lol. I look at all the side effects of being fat vs this medication and don't know what is worse. I have found dieting and exercising makes me lose weight but then I gain it all back and more so over time, it's made me fatter. Exercise makes me extremely hungry and elevates my food cravings. 😢😢😢
I would have roared with laughter if he had done this with a shredded coat like on “We lie to you news”.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When the side effects are worse than the ailment but you're still willing to sacrifice yourself!
🆘
Please stand in prayer with me even if you aren’t Christian, because we need a miracle for all of Florida now!
Praying in the name of Jesus Christ, that this hurricane downgrades, and causes no harm! Lord, I thank you for all the emergency workers, and ask you to bless Florida with a miracle, to keep everyone and all the animals and property from harm. Amen
Ya'lls are hilarious!!! Thanks guys for the laugh and for making my day, even if this is true 😂
As a 43 year old pole dance instructor who is constantly active, I wouldn't say no to ozempic but french doctors care about their patients so I wouldn't be prescribed it
Don't worry, there will be medications for treating side effects, although it also has side effects
As usual… Brilliantly done!
I know this is satire, but look for it to be released in the next few months.
Fast. Get insulin levels checked before and after.
As a person who is genetically predisposed to an active metabolism, this is hilarious! I wish I could gain weight. Obese people disgust me.
Sadly too close to reality.
what is cbd ??
Just Brilliant JP
But is it safe and effective?
"Welcome to Costco I love you"
Love it!!!
This is actually NOT a parody.
It's not MRNA, it's a peptide.
Wow, another video with the two unfunniest people on Youtube, who cant even do satire or basic physical comedy right!
What a treat!
I really need JP to understand how bad his comedy is, it was never good, but now it is literally just pandering with no actual comedy or punchline.
This was better than all the comedy on TV.
today in our newspaper TWO articles about Mounjaro!! (same results as Wegovy and Ozempic) this is in the Netherlands. They are pushing it like crazy!!! Money anyone???
Actually, the medication takes away cravings (that are likely caused by the crap in our genetically modified food). It has helped a lot of diabetics and obese people (those at risk for diabetes and other comorbidities) lose weight. The average person probably shouldn’t take it. I am a nurse, on my feet most of my 12-14 hours a day, running halls and assisting heavy patients—I average 10-16k steps a day. It’s not always laziness that causes obesity or weight-gain. When I am off work, my joints/musvles/nerves are on fire. Plantar fasciitis, bursitis, arthritis and I have sciatica as well. I literally can’t be active on my days off. I know your page is meant to be satire but sometimes you’re just a bully. A lot of people need help in this country with managing their weight as well as the comorbities that come along with. I am glad there is something to help people and that gives a lot of folks a second chance. I am also glad you don’t have the issues that many are suffering from.
"it not your fault"😂
Sadly when the alternative is entire lifestyle changes and regular exercise, a LOT of people are going to choose whatever the pharmaceutical industry comes up with.
I love you two together, I always laugh heaps
This is 69% fake news when Brent is not even in his wheelchair with slurred speech and bell's palsey with the occasional climate change "attacks".