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  1. Well I went back to the old school Marijuana. This legal shit suck. They high last like 15 to 20 minutes. I don't get the effects with the legal shit like I did with the old school. This what you call legal Marijuana isn't Marijuana.

  2. The legal Marijuana I don't like. Yes it will get you high for about 20 minutes. After that the buzz is gone. Also I don't get the same effects from legal Marijuana like I do on the old School Marijuana. I give Missouri Legal a D-. Marijuana.

  3. Weed just isn't fun anymore now that it's legal. It's crazy when I was young, all I wanted is for maijuana to be legal. I got my wish and I don't gaf. But I do want all drugs legal

  4. MISSOURI POT FARMER DANCE SONG – 2022 $$

    I got out my pipe stuffed it with pot

    You better believe it held a whole lot.

    I whipped out a lighter thumbed up a flame

    Sucked down that smoke which comforts my brain.

    I tried alcohol smoked cigarettes

    They did nothing but give me regrets.

    My mom had arthritis could not walk around

    I rolled her a joint she danced on the ground.

    I thought I was losing my lovemaking knack

    After I smoked some to me it came back.

    Soon I decided prices were high

    I searched for some ground I wouldn't have to buy.

    I bargained for seeds from smokers all around

    Got in my truck and drove out of town.

    I walked through the woods where wild birds nest

    Found me the meadow I thought was the best.

    I dug up the ground sowed all my seeds

    Said a small prayer for strong, healthy weeds.

    I watered at night with a five-gallon pail

    Mosquitoes went hungry for I wore a veil.

    Seven months went by; I thought I would die

    Till the Halloween moon was high in the sky.

    At night I went out, in a camouflage suit

    Used my corn knife to chop down the loot.

    I hung it up to dry where it couldn’t be found.

    Came back and got it, when it had turned brown.

    I trimmed off the buds, stuffed them in bags

    Called all my friends and passed out free drags.

    In less than a week my crop was gone

    I flew to St. Thomas with a love hungry blonde!!

    By Kansas City Poet Tom Zart

    Most Published Poet On The Web

    Tom’s 1,650 Poems Are Free To Share!
    George Bush Tom Zart

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